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This heavyweight, boxy tee features a warm, retro mushroom illustration dripping in gems and stars with the only slogan that matters: \"Gardening because murdering is wrong.\" It’s the perfect shirt for those who find peace in the dirt because people are fucking exhausting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Arial;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Arial;\"\u003eThe relaxed, slightly cropped silhouette is built from heavy ring-spun cotton that actually feels substantial, not flimsy. 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