Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong | Vintage Mushroom Art Boxy Tee

Let’s be honest: some days, the only thing keeping you from a life of crime is your backyard. This heavyweight, boxy tee features a warm, retro mushroom illustration dripping in gems and stars with the only slogan that matters: "Gardening because murdering is wrong." It’s the perfect shirt for those who find peace in the dirt because people are fucking exhausting.

The relaxed, slightly cropped silhouette is built from heavy ring-spun cotton that actually feels substantial, not flimsy. It’s pigment-dyed for a lived-in, vintage depth that looks better the more you sweat in it. Whether you’re layering it over overalls or wearing it with high-waisted jeans, the shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape ensures it holds its shape while you’re busy digging holes for plants or maybe for something else?

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable print surface
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape to stabilize neck and shoulders
- Boxy, slightly cropped fit for easy layering
- Pigment dye treatment for a vintage, lived-in color
- Heavy-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with sewn-in twill label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean