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It’s direct, it’s unapologetic, and it’s a middle finger to anyone who thinks silence is an option.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Arial;\"\u003eThe roomy, slightly cropped silhouette ensures that the message sits squarely and visibly where nobody can miss it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Arial;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Arial;\"\u003eWith reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder tape, this tee won’t lose its shape, even after you’ve worn it to every protest, march, and late-night confrontation on the books. Throw it on under a leather vest for maximum edge or wear it solo to let the graphic do the talking. This is for the women who prioritize clarity, comfort, and the absolute refusal to play nice. Wear it, mean it, and let them know exactly where you stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Arial;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Arial;\"\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun cotton for a strong, smooth print surface\u003cbr\u003e- Heavy-weight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd²) for structure and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Boxy, slightly cropped fit that showcases center-front artwork\u003cbr\u003e- Pigment-dyed colors for a vintage, lived-in look (shade variations expected)\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape and sewn-in label for lasting shape\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; 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