{"product_id":"bloom-with-zero-fucks-lightweight-floral-hoodie","title":"Bloom with Zero Fucks |  Floral Graphic Art Hoodie","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Arial;\"\u003eSoft? Yeah, as fuck. Lightweight and deceptively plush, this hoodie carries a floral vibe that’s done playing nice. This soft AF fabric cushions you like a morning breeze, but the subtle floral print and \"BLOOM With Zero Fucks\" lettering tell the world exactly where you stand. It’s for those slow, defiant moments—sipping coffee while the world burns, flipping pages in the sun, or reclaiming the streets on a midnight walk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Arial;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Arial;\"\u003eThe relaxed silhouette and jersey-lined hood move with a \"get out of my way\" grace, whether you’re layering it for the daily bullshit or pulling it on to finally catch some peace. We used conscious dyeing and US-grown ring-spun cotton because it feels incredible on your skin and respects the planet—even if you don't respect the status quo. Soft on the outside, zero apologies on the inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-variant-numeric: normal; font-variant-east-asian: normal; font-variant-alternates: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-variant-position: normal; font-variant-emoji: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 16px; line-height: normal; font-family: Arial;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — smooth, strong fabric ideal for print\u003cbr\u003e- Lightweight (6.4 oz\/yd²) relaxed fit for easy layering and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a clean, wearable detail\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes; member of U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in twill label, rolled forward shoulders for improved 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